Bei mir war das Mail schon vor einem Jahr...
lies mal die E-Mails, die geschickt wurden, das kann nur ein Fake sein:
"From Don Hisby <
[email protected]> Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001
I just received a pretty, all-white dodecahedral Bonsai Kitten. Thanks. I named her Snowflake. I was wondering what shape of food to feed her. Wouldn't it be dangerous to feed triangular-shaped food to kittys with non-triangular dimensions? Surely this is an issue of aesthetics as well as nutrition, but I'm not sure I would want to endanger my kitty just to satisfy my aesthetic sense."
"From Megan <
[email protected]> Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001
My brother David is the quarterback for our High School football team I want to know if it is possible to get a kitten in the shape of a football, no one else will get him anything like that for his birthday and if you could make it our school colors (white and green) that would be great! A Safe non-toxic way to color the kitty is to use Jell-o thats what they used for the hourse of a different color in The Wizard of Oz."
"From Xenorg MMI <
[email protected]> Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001
I was wondering if it would be possible to use a garden hose to make a snake shaped Bonsai kitten. I'm sure kitten would look really funky...Imagine it walking down stairs, it would be just like a slinky! Also I'm sure kitten would love the chance to sneak around the house and bite its own tail. I sincerely hope you can give me some advice. No matter how much lubricant I apply I just cannot get my kitten into the hose. Please help me! Thank you for a great and Inspiring site."
"From Enricolo M. Ferrari <
[email protected]> Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2001
Just few words from me, living in Italy, I hope this could be useful for other customers. I was amazed to look at your site and decide to combine the technique of the Bonsai Kitten with the Italian creativity. As you probably know, we Italians like to eat spaghetti and play mandolino. So the idea was: why not to create a Mandolino-Shaped kitten? The task is not easy: you first of all must find a cheap mandolino, because you are going to destroy it when the cat is growth, I tried everything, but there is no way to pull out the cat without damaging the mandolino."
"From Misty Dawn Wisemore <
[email protected]> Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001
Hello Bonsai Kitty People! Did you know that Bonsai Kitties are all the rage here in "Big D" (Dayton)? As the director of Lost & Found Operations here at the MVTA, I must alert you to a potential problem with bonsai kitty popularity!Ê You see, the unique portability that make the little fuzz-boxes so desirable is causing a lot of people to bring their kitties with them when they get on the subway which means that a lot of the little purr-squares (as we call them) get left on the train!"
[ 09. September 2001: Beitrag editiert von: Ryu76 ]
Also ich bin wircklich völlig auser mir!
