Zynismus und schwarzer Humor pur ;)
Verfasst: Sa Jul 19, 2003 7:07 am
Passend zu dem zumindest bei mir äußerst miesen Wetter heute hier ein paar von Murphy's Gesetzen für den Gefechtseinsatz.
Gefunden irgendwie im Web, ursprünglicher Autor auch da unbekannt.
-You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
-A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
-If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
-Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
-The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-- when they're ready.
-- when you're not...
-Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
-If the enemy is within range, so are you.
-Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
-Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
-When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
-Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
-The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
-It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed ""to whom it may concern"" you've got to think about.
-When in doubt, empty your magazine.
-The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
-The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want...
-A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
-The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
-There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
-If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
Gefunden irgendwie im Web, ursprünglicher Autor auch da unbekannt.
-You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
-A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
-If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
-Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
-The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-- when they're ready.
-- when you're not...
-Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
-If the enemy is within range, so are you.
-Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
-Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
-When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
-Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
-The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
-It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed ""to whom it may concern"" you've got to think about.
-When in doubt, empty your magazine.
-The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
-The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want...
-A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
-The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
-There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
-If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
